What i did today....

THIS IS KINDA MORBID....BE WARNED !

This morning i jumped on my horse
And went out for a ride,
Then some wild outlaws chased me
And they shot me in the side...
So, i crawled into a wild cat's cave
To find a place to hide,
But some pirates found me sleeping there,
And soon they had me tied...
To a Pole! and built a fire...
Beneath me - i almost CRIED
Till a mermaid came and cut me loose
And begged to be my bride,
So i said....' i'll come back Wednesday! '
But i must admit...i lied...
Then i ran into a jungle swamp,
BUT i forgot my guide,
And i stepped into some quicksand,
And no matter how i tried,
I couldn't get out, until i met...
A water snake named clyde...
Who pulled me to some cannibals,
Who planned to have me fried..
BUT...an eagle came and swooped me up,
And through the air...we FLIED...
but he Dropped me in a boiling lake..
A thousand miles wide...

And you'll never guess wad i did then...

I died.


lol